My friend Wendy posted this as a comment to my last post. I'm repeating it here because it's simply too funny not to! Thanks, Wendy!
One day, in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God: "I have a problem!""What's the problem, Eve?""I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy.""Why is that, Eve," came the reply from above."I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples.""Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you.""What's a 'man'?""This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat, and be vainglorious; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger, faster, and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly aroused, but since you've been complaining, I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your - ah - physical needs. He'll be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be too smart, so he'll also need your help to think properly.""Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. "What's the catch?""Yeah, well... you can have him on one condition.""What's that?""As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring...so you'll have to let him believe that I made him first... So, just remember... it's our secret... Woman-to-woman!"
4 comments:
...this is good!... made my day!... and i'm a man!
Glad to hear I made a man's day! Believe me, that doesn't happen often...just ask my recycled hubby! I'm impressed a man even read my blog! (curtsies)
Just a little post about the pagan symbology. I have a necklace that I made when I was in college, that is a circled pentacle, and it is a little more fun for me to wear it. I live in deep south Texas, you know Catholic region, and let me tell you the reactions are great.
Love your site by the way, I just lurk around mostly. I will try to get better at commenting. LOL
It's so easy to keep secrets from them.
They still think they came first.
LOL
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