Thank you, once again, Queenie! I've taken your suggestion to heart. My book bag (pic of design on right) not only has a picture of a winter witch (complete with penguin familiar) on it, but now both sides are in the process of being decorated with the stickers I mentioned in my last post and assorted painted on pentacles, dripping with blood (I bought some of the puffy paint), and other assorted witchy stuff. I'm also doing it to my notebooks, binders, and so on. This will probably not have the desired effects however, as there is such a strong pagan movement over here that last year a group petitioned (and won) to create a pagan students group. Dammit all. Oh well, I'm sure there are plenty of Christians on campus that I'll be able to offend.
Of course, Batman has me beat to hell in this category. Wendy told me that he actually hissed as some missionaries who came to try to share the gospel or some such with him. Bravo! I'll have to remember that one. I don't get many, but the Jehovah's Witnesses are particulary persistent. Sad part is, they're the only ones to get their religion half way straight. I almost (almost) hate to frighten them. Okay, not really, but I do have relatives that are Witnesses, so I'll try not to give anyone a heart attack. A brief palpitation maybe, but no thrombosis or myocardial infarcts. Not on purpose anyway.
So, Brava, Queenie, inspirator sans match, and Bravo, Batman! Keep up the good work!
Picture above is located on almost any item a person could want through this website: http://www.cafepress.com/shop/animals/browse/OVKEY-penguin_p-2_N-1788+20797309_in~dim~search-1_OVMTC-standard_OVRAW-penguins_nr-1_CMP-KNC%3doverture Sorry, I do not know how to do the link thingy that you only have to put in one word. The site has nearly every animal in creation on it and a few that don't exist any more. It's terrific!
2 comments:
I'm having a really crappy night...you cheered me up.
Did you find an enlarged version of your witch/penguin pic?
Best way to get rid of door-to-door religion sellers? Answer the door naked holding a knife dripping with ketchup....dab some ketchup around your mouth, too! I'm pretty sure that will have you removed from their list!
Glad to be of service. I consider myself to be a humorous person, if nothing else. It's all that's kept me sane sometimes.
Love the knife thing! I'll have to keep that in mind, too! Seems I have drastic competition in the evilness department...better yet, possible co-conspirators!
That witch/penguin thing just loaded that size. I have no clue why. It looked smaller to me! More evidence of my ignorance, I suppose.
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