This looks horrible, but I can't seem to clear it up any. The survey will be available via email only. Sorry!
Penguins from Mary Poppins
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Wednesday, November 30, 2005
Course Assignment Sheet
This looks horrible, but I can't seem to clear it up any. The survey will be available via email only. Sorry!
Thursday, November 03, 2005
Beware Washington State!
I almost forgot!
**WARNING WARNING DANGER DANGER!!**
Seeings how I am being awarded a GUARANTEED extra undisclosed amount of money this spring, which is a miracle, I...the dauntless wanderer (if only in my mind)...will be heading to good ole WA this summer! Finally! I am buying tickets as soon as the financial blessings arrive. Mmmmwwwaaaaaaaahhh!
To top it off, since the recycled hubby has been invited to a wedding in July in TN that I am most certainly NOT invited to (and wouldn't go anyway), it gives me the perfect excuse to be gone too! If he gets a vacation, why shouldn't I?
At any rate, those friends and co-conspirators (and you know who you are) living in the Great American Northwest, consider this your only warning...well, aside from my arrival time at the airport since one a y'all has to come drag my panic-stricken ass off the damn plane and take me to a bar.
I was going to try to bring Grasshopper with me, but she's afraid Twitch would forget to feed the baby. At least that's the excuse she's using...what's she really afraid of is an airplane. Not that I blame her. I've tried bribery. I even offered to share my pre-flight paranoia drugs with her. She still says no. Maybe that's a good thing. I'm not sure you guys'll be able to handle just me, much less another one of my asylum-mates. Hmph. Too many of you out there as it is.
**WARNING WARNING DANGER DANGER!!**
Seeings how I am being awarded a GUARANTEED extra undisclosed amount of money this spring, which is a miracle, I...the dauntless wanderer (if only in my mind)...will be heading to good ole WA this summer! Finally! I am buying tickets as soon as the financial blessings arrive. Mmmmwwwaaaaaaaahhh!
To top it off, since the recycled hubby has been invited to a wedding in July in TN that I am most certainly NOT invited to (and wouldn't go anyway), it gives me the perfect excuse to be gone too! If he gets a vacation, why shouldn't I?
At any rate, those friends and co-conspirators (and you know who you are) living in the Great American Northwest, consider this your only warning...well, aside from my arrival time at the airport since one a y'all has to come drag my panic-stricken ass off the damn plane and take me to a bar.
I was going to try to bring Grasshopper with me, but she's afraid Twitch would forget to feed the baby. At least that's the excuse she's using...what's she really afraid of is an airplane. Not that I blame her. I've tried bribery. I even offered to share my pre-flight paranoia drugs with her. She still says no. Maybe that's a good thing. I'm not sure you guys'll be able to handle just me, much less another one of my asylum-mates. Hmph. Too many of you out there as it is.
I"m Soooo Not Ready for This One
I have recently discovered that my eldest son is no longer pure. I believe this is a fairly recent event. However, Senorita Psychopath has been actively trying to become pregnant for the last year, even before she got with him. He says he has condoms and they've discussed the use of contraception. Uh huh. Yeah. That's how I conceived him. Actually, I just lied and told his father I was on the Pill. At any rate...I'm just waiting. I figure that I ought to be a grandma some time next year. I'll be 35 next month. At least I waited until my mom was 38. And, it's illegal to lock him in a closet. Or to cut his thing off. Or to have her disemboweled. No matter how pleasant a thought it might be.
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